No matter how good things are, there will always be solitary nights you spend in...– Dan “Soupy” Campbell (via l-umiere)
sassydetective: we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
You want to know why I'll never be a size 2? Beer,...
I want to thank you for never being there anymore. Your absence has forced me to...– Unknown (via mermaidcunt)
amatnemo: I don’t understand people who think drunk texts are annoying. I think drunk texts are so cute. Just think of it this way, you’re who that person is thinking of when their brain isn’t even functioning properly, you’re who that person is thinking of when they can’t even form coherent sentences. You’re on that person’s mind when they have the motor skills of an infant, that’s pretty...
teawithaview: Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
But I have seen the best of you and the worst of you, and I choose both.– Sarah Kay and Phil Kaye, “An Origin Story” (via larmoyante)
littlepornoqueen: on a strict diet of vodka and xanax until i get rich
loveanddrevenge: I can’t wait to see your face again and attack it with kisses. I really miss you and your big hugs and how you liked to play with my fingers. You are such a perfect boy and I just want more time with you.